01/01/15 Grif.Net – Munthly Punthly

01/01/15 Grif.Net – Munthly Punthly

[Time for first-of-the-month really bad word plays]

I got a dart board for Christmas and put it on the ceiling, but I don’t like
using it. It makes me throw up.

I bought some Doritos swimming trunks today. I might go for a dip later.

Speaking of that, I was driving down the road when I ran over some humus. A
little further on, I hit some salsa. After rolling over French Onion, I was
not surprised to see a road sign reading, ‘Caution – dip in road’

I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with
a long neck. Turns out I phoned dial-a-llama.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”