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11/06/14 Grif.Net – Out of the Mouth of Husbands

11/06/14 Grif.Net – Out of the Mouth of Husbands

[More “trouble” for husbands with big mouths. ML shares these stories. Do
not know if they are true.]

While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of
bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had
even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband’s advice.

“What do you think?” I asked. “Should I get a two piece or an all-in-one?”

“Better get the two piece,” he replied. “You’d never get it all in one.”

He’s still in intensive care.

~~
The graveside service just barely finished, when lightning shot across the
sky and a massive clap of thunder. This was followed by more bolts of
lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance.

The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, “Well, she’s
there.”

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”