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10/28/14 Grif.Net – Newlywed Cooking Stories

10/28/14 Grif.Net – Newlywed Cooking Stories

Wife: The two things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.
Husband: Which is this?

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Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Take it or Leave it.

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Husband to a friend: My new bride has to be the worst cook. At our house,
I’ve learned to pray after I eat, too.

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Wife: How did you like the stew I made? It looks like you didn’t even taste
it.
Husband: Oh yes. I tasted it twice — once when it went down, and once when
it came back up.

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”