Wife: The two things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.
Husband: Which is this?
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Take it or Leave it.
Husband to a friend: My new bride has to be the worst cook. At our house,
I’ve learned to pray after I eat, too.
Wife: How did you like the stew I made? It looks like you didn’t even taste
Husband: Oh yes. I tasted it twice — once when it went down, and once when
it came back up.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”