09/30/14 Grif.Net – Last Batch of Reality Clichés

09/30/14 Grif.Net – Last Batch of Reality Clichés

[Final try at some motivational material for the real world and not the
utopian workplace you’re in today]

Keep Calm. We’ll get to the carrion part in a minute.

Looking sharp is easy when you haven’t done any work.

Money can’t buy you love. But it can buy exotic cars and luxury yachts. Once
you’ve got those covered, you’ll be fighting love off with a stick.

Keep living life like there’s no tomorrow and you’ll be right sooner than
you think.

Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the
unhappy people.

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, concerned individuals can
change the world. Indeed, it’s how we got stuck with the IRS, the Federal
Reserve and the Mafia.

Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

If you expect to score points by whining, join a European soccer team.

Just because you’re necessary doesn’t mean you’re important.

Perseverance may be the courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”