A guy was walking along a Florida beach when he came across a lamp partially
buried in the sand. He picked up the lamp and gave it a rub. A genie
appeared and informed him he had been granted one wish.
The guy thought about it carefully before asking, “I want to live forever.”
“Sorry,” said the genie, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.”
“OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and
eliminate the national debt.”
The genie replied, “You ARE a crafty one.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”