08/28/14 Grif.Net – Back to School Week, Thursday

08/28/14 Grif.Net – Back to School Week, Thursday

[A little poem by Shel Silverstein seems appropriate as the week winds down]

“I cannot go to school today”
Said little Peggy Ann Mckay.
“I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.

My mouth is wet, my throat is dry.
I’m going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I’ve counted sixteen chicken pox . .

And there’s one more-that’s seventeen,
And don’t you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut, my eyes are blue
It might be instamatic flu.

I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I’m sure that my left leg is broke
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button’s caving in,

My back is wrenched, my ankle’s sprained,
My ‘pendix pains each time it rains.
My toes is cold, my toes are numb,
I have a silver in my thumb.

My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.

My elbow’s bent my spine ain’t straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There’s a hole inside my ear.

I have a hangnail, and my heart is – What?
What’s that? What’s that you say?
You say today is … Saturday?
Good-bye, I’m going out to play!”

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”