[These were so bad from our week of animal puns that we saved them for our
monthly “Worst First” pun entry]
We put an unopened container in the microwave. The kangaroo and finally
A scientist tested his time machine on a large beast of burden. He called
the experiment ‘yak to the future’.
My car had to be toad when it got stuck in the mud.
People with unconventional religious beliefs often congregate insects.
When you play the commodities market, it is often necessary to hedgehogs.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”