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07/30/14 Grif.Net – Another Verse

07/30/14 Grif.Net – Another Verse

[In spite of public demand, here are more really lame musical word plays and
puns.]

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I didn’t want my kids to join the student-led a-cappella group. I’ve never
been a fan of unaccompanied minors.

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I knew you were treble when you walked in. You’re so easily led that I’m
sure you’d jump off a clef if your friends did it first.

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Just a note, some of these fall a little flat. The key to this is to make it
sound all natural, so only the sharp people get it. I mean, play it low key;
there’s no need to jazz it up TOO much.

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Some people can’t keep up with the tempo of all these jokes, after all music
jokes aren’t everyone’s forte. Harping on and on about it can get people
frustrated. (I choose to only use the fifth of all the jokes I can come up
with).

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I’m leaving this conversation at a low note. Though life without music would
b flat.

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”