[Another animal with LOTS of really lame laughs and giggles. Here are some
floating on the ‘net that should have long-ago sunk to the bottom. Maybe
Q. What happened to the cat who swallowed the ball of wool she played with?
A. She had mittens.
Q. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
A. Too many cheetahs.
Q. What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
A. The purrpatrator.
Q. What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
A. Mice Krispies.
Q. Why did the cat run from the tree?
A. Because it was afraid of the bark.
Q. Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
A. He set a new lap record.
Q. What is a cat’s favorite song?
A. Three Blind Mice.
Q. Why did the cat claw a big “M” on the refrigerator?
A. It turned “ice” into “mice”.
Q. Who made Cinderella’s cat get to the ball?
A. Its furry godmother.
Q. What is a cat’s favorite dessert?
A. Chocolate mouse
Q. What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A. One has the paws before the claws, the other has the clause before the
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”