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06/20/14 Grif.Net – Anniversary Well-Wishers

06/20/14 Grif.Net – Anniversary Well-Wishers

[Since Teresa and I just celebrated our anniversary, we received a number of
lovely notes/greetings and congratulations from our friends. And a number
of odd words, hopefully meaning well]

Congratulations! Cheers to Teresa on another year of suffering and misery.

God proved his sense of humor when he matched the two of you together. He
also proved He’s a genius.

Happy Anniversary to a couple of people who probably shouldn’t have gotten
married, but somehow have made it work all these years.

Here’s to two imperfect pieces that fit together perfectly. Happy
Anniversary!

I am happy to know two amazing people who have been together for an amazing
amount of time. That’s you two. Amazing!

It’s that magical time of the year again. Oh wait, it isn’t Christmas. It’s
just your anniversary.

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

The longer you’re with someone the more you rub off on each other. So I
don’t expect that at this point there is much of you left as individuals.

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married
life.

I am having a hard time trying to think of a reason why you two are still
together after all these years. I guess I will have to think harder next
year.

Congratulations on being happily married for 3 years. 3 out of 44 is above
average.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”