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06/18/14 Grif.Net – Decisions

06/18/14 Grif.Net – Decisions

I just realized I haven’t done the hokey-pokey in ten years. Guess when you
get older, you forget what it’s all about.

I may have surgery and wondered if I, as a Christian, should ask the surgeon
to sew me back together only using cross stitches?

I have decided that due to rising cost of ammunition, I will no longer be
able to afford a warning shot. Thank you for your understanding.

I do five sit ups every morning. It may not sound like much, but you can
only hit the snooze alarm so many times.

I named my dog “5 Miles” so I can tell all my friends that I walk 5 miles
every morning.

I was so happy to get working in the garden that I wet my plants.

I decided I will never get down to my lowest weight. After all, 7# 2oz is
just unrealistic.

I would like to apologize to anyone I’ve not yet offended. Be patient and I
will get to you shortly.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”