HERE ARE SOME RESPONSES WHEN ASKED ABOUT JOINING VARIOUS ORGANIZATIONS:
The Yoko Club? Oh no.
The German philosophy club? I. Kant.
The Ford-Nixon club? Pardon me?
The Arafat club? Yessir.
The Alzheimer’s club? Forget it
The Ebert movie club? Roger.
The Groucho Marx club? You bet your life.
The Peter Pan club? Never. Never.
The quarterback club? I’ll pass.
The compulsive rhymer’s club? Okey-dokey.
The Spanish optometrists club? Si.
The antiperspirant club? Sure.
The pregnancy club? Conceivably.
The Procrastinator’s Club Maybe next week
The Self Esteem Builders They wouldn’t accept me anyway
The Agoraphobics Society Only if they meet at my house
The Co-Dependence Club Can I bring a friend?
The Prayer Group Lord willing!
(Thanks to Ken for the forward)
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”