[A friend read Monday’s Grif.Net and reminded me that “Dogs and Women are
actually alike”. OK, I’ll bite.]
**Both can eat five pounds of chocolate in one sitting
**Neither understand football
**Both are good at pretending to listen to every word you say
**Neither believe that silence is golden
**Both constantly want back rubs
**Neither can balance a checkbook
**You can never tell what either of them is thinking
**Both put too much value on kissing
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”