I’ve learned never to trust atoms. They make up everything.
I saw a fellow holding a pig while riding in a rickshaw. Guess Hong Kong
has a different definition of “pulled pork”.
I was thinking ‘What’s so great about living in Switzerland?’
Well, their flag is a big plus.
I went into a furniture store to purchase a drop-leave table. They said
they are only available in autumn.
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn’t know how to
[This one is not a joke] The two most common elements in the universe are
hydrogen and stupidity.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”