06/02/14 Grif.Net – Puns for June (whoever she is)

06/02/14 Grif.Net – Puns for June (whoever she is)

I’ve learned never to trust atoms. They make up everything.

I saw a fellow holding a pig while riding in a rickshaw. Guess Hong Kong
has a different definition of “pulled pork”.

I was thinking ‘What’s so great about living in Switzerland?’
Well, their flag is a big plus.

I went into a furniture store to purchase a drop-leave table. They said
they are only available in autumn.

Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn’t know how to
conduct itself.

[This one is not a joke] The two most common elements in the universe are
hydrogen and stupidity.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”