The tire is only flat on the bottom.
The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
The adage ‘Man cannot live by bread alone’ omits the certain need for a roll
of duct tape and a can of WD-40.
The scary time each morning is when I start making the same noises as my
coffeemaker.
The only winner in the war of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
The truth is many people are frightened by new ideas. Me? I’m frightened
when people keep suggesting the same old ones.
The only thing harder than breaking a bad habit is refraining from telling
people how you did it.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the
bathroom.
The faulty interface lies between the chair and the keyboard.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”