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02/08/14 Weekend Grif.Net – Ten Reasons Why I Never Wash

02/08/14 Weekend Grif.Net – Ten Reasons Why I Never Wash

1. I was forced to wash as a child.

2. People who wash are hypocrites — They think they’re cleaner than
others.

3. There are so many kinds of soap, I could never decide which was right.

4. I used to wash, but it got boring.

5. I wash only on Christmas and Easter.

6. None of my friends wash.

7. I’ll start washing when I’m older.

8. I really don’t have time.

9. The bathroom isn’t warm enough.

10. People who make soap are only after your money.

[These may NOT be just about soap and water, eh?]

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”