1. I was forced to wash as a child.
2. People who wash are hypocrites — They think they’re cleaner than
others.
3. There are so many kinds of soap, I could never decide which was right.
4. I used to wash, but it got boring.
5. I wash only on Christmas and Easter.
6. None of my friends wash.
7. I’ll start washing when I’m older.
8. I really don’t have time.
9. The bathroom isn’t warm enough.
10. People who make soap are only after your money.
[These may NOT be just about soap and water, eh?]
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”