01/15/14 Grif.Net – Still Under the Weather

01/15/14 Grif.Net – Still Under the Weather

[Collection of weather-forecasting and related jokes and puns]

An honest weatherman says, “Today’s forecast is bright and sunny with an 80%
chance that I’m wrong.”

First cave man to 2nd cave man: “I don’t care what you say. We never had
such cold and snowy weather before they started using bows and arrows.”

Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called “Humidity” so
that fans in Florida will be able to say, “It’s not the Heat that’s so bad,
it’s the Humidity.”

Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some
change in the weather.

There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm beautiful day that follows two
miserable snowy and cold days. It’s called Monday.

A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach in the pouring rain. One looks
skywards and says, “So this is England. What’s it like?” The other snarls,
“Well, if you like the weather, you’ll love the food.”

A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked
why he transferred he replied, “The weather didn’t agree with me.”

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”