01/06/14 Grif.Net – More Lame Puns

01/06/14 Grif.Net – More Lame Puns

[Griffins are back in US, stranded (thanks, United) but in 75F California
and NOT in -25 in the Midwest. Will take weather for 100 degrees, Alex. And
late but here are monthly puns.]

Today is Epiphany, celebrating the wise guys who made the first star trek.

A shotgun wedding is wife or death.

Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”