[We were asked to repost former Grif.Net “Top Ten” lists of our best
Christmas humor. So here is another installment. “Best” is a vague term.
Obviously.]
TOP TEN EXCUSES THE INNKEEPER HAD
10. Roman’s “Stay Free” promotion a bit too successful
9. Wife said he couldn’t accept olive wood carvings of a manger scene as
payment anymore
8. Too busy getting new “Motel A.D. One” franchise going
7. Last pregnant lady riding a donkey took all their towels
6. Filled up for the “Caesar Impersonators” convention
5. Didn’t accept the Judean Express Card
4. Last room left was by the ice machine
3. Nazareth Shriners tore up the place the night before
1. Mary? Joseph? No last names, no service
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Dr Bob Griffin
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