12/13/13 Grif.Net – Christmas Goodies (pt 3)

12/13/13 Grif.Net – Christmas Goodies (pt 3)

[FINAL batch of Christmas-themed jokes for kids of all ages. Act natural.
Try not to be amused.]

Q. If Santa rides in a sleigh, what do elves ride in?
A. Mini vans.

Q. Which north pole toymaker makes toy guitars and sings, “Blue Christmas?”
A. Elfis.

Q. What do you call a reindeer who wears ear muffs?
A. Anything you want. He can’t hear you.

Q. Why doesn’t Santa have any money?
A. Because he’s Saint Nickeless.

Q. What happens if Frosty gets dandruff?
A. He sees snowflakes.

Q. Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean?
A. Because snow man is an island.

Q. Did you hear one of the reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?
A. Comet cleans sinks.

Q. What do you call it when your Christmas tree explodes?
A. A tannen-bomb

Q. Why does Scrooge love reindeer?
A. Because every buck is deer to him.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”