[Monthly assortment of truly lousy word play and puns]
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
Every calendar’s days are numbered.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of defeat.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”