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09/06/13 Grif.Net – Circus Circus

09/06/13 Grif.Net – Circus Circus

[Ken, who is a few clowns short of a circus, has been digging around an old Grif.Net (July 1, 2011) and came up with some of our really LAME jokes. So I thought I’d give him some LAMER, er BETTER jokes for him to chew on]

Why can’t clown noses be 12 inches long?
Because then they would be a foot.

Why did the clown eat a dollar bill?
It was her lunch money.

Why was the clown holding a mirror in front of her face with her eyes closed?
She wanted to see what she looked like when she was sleeping.

Why did the clown cover his ears when he walked by the hen house?
He didn’t want to hear the fowl language.

Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So his feet wouldn’t fall asleep.

Why did the elephants get thrown out of the circus swimming pool?
Because they kept dropping their trunks.

Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a well-balanced meal!

Which circus performers see the best at night?
The Acro-Bats

​What happened to the kid who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring it back.

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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”