09/03/13 Grif.Net – News Briefs

09/03/13 Grif.Net – News Briefs

News Briefs:

Apple’s new operating system lets users give Siri a male-sounding voice. The
sad part is that every time you ask him a question, he says, “Let me ask my
wife” and then it’s right back to the female voice.

I loved the “Lethal Weapon” movies. Mel Gibson is an unbalanced hothead who
could explode at any moment. I don’t recall what he played in the movie.

Paula Deen is still digging herself out of trouble. During an interview on
the “Today” show she said she used the racist slur only once. The Food
Network said that’s why they fired her only once.

According to the American Medical Association, obesity is now a disease.
Have you looked around? Apparently it’s contagious.

Twinkies are back on the shelf! Here’s some Twinkies trivia for you.
Twinkies are the only food that have a longer shelf life than the life of
the average shelf.

“Sesame Street” has laid off 10 percent of its workers. The Count told
everybody, “You have 1, 2, 3 minutes to clean out your desk.”

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”