08/14/13 Grif.Net – Driving School Test Answers

08/14/13 Grif.Net – Driving School Test Answers

[The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by
the California Department of Transportation’s “driving school” – special
Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders]

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can’t see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at
the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying
“Guns don’t kill people. I do.”

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer
drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave “hello” if she is hot.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a
flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

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1. Apple
2. Pumpkin
3. Chocolate creme
4. Cherry
5. Apple crumb
6. Pecan
7. Lemon Meringue
8. Blueberry
9. Key Lime
10. Peach

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”