[Here are some financial one-liners to end the week]
The most prosperous investor was Noah. He floated stock while everything
around him went into liquidation.
My wife and I have a joint account. I deposit money and she spends it.
Why is money called “dough”? Because we all knead it.
The most successful female investor was Pharaoh’s daughter. She went to the
Bank of the Nile and floated a prophet.
I saw a bank that said if offered 24 Hour Banking.” But I didn’t go in. I
didn’t have that much time.
A long term investment is a short term investment that failed.
The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they
both think they’re smart.
I have spent most of my money on wine, women and song. The rest I just
wasted.
If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
The IRS motto: “We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got!”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”