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08/08/13 Grif.Net – Financial Concerns #4

08/08/13 Grif.Net – Financial Concerns #4

[Clever and lame word plays. You decide.]

I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

A bank manager without anyone around may find himself aloan.

During an earthquake in California a bank went into default.

When I asked if I could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted they
assured me I would be covered.

Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.

Whenever I go near my bank I get withdrawal symptoms.

If you have to pay to go to the river, you’d better stop at the bank.

Too much fine print is usually a clause for suspicion.

A person who would make a banking joke is of no account.

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”