[Clever and lame word plays. You decide.]
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
A bank manager without anyone around may find himself aloan.
During an earthquake in California a bank went into default.
When I asked if I could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted they
assured me I would be covered.
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
Whenever I go near my bank I get withdrawal symptoms.
If you have to pay to go to the river, you’d better stop at the bank.
Too much fine print is usually a clause for suspicion.
A person who would make a banking joke is of no account.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”