[Friend mentioned visiting a large church to see if he could find a nice gal
to date. Yeah, that’s a great reason to go to church! Anyway, came across
these “lines” he could use to try and get a girlfriend.]
“So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I
don’t have yours.”
“Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives. He never met you!”
“I didn’t know angels flew this low.”
“I’m no Joseph, maybe you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been
having about you?”
“Is your name Faith? ‘Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.”
“If I walk around you seven times, will you fall for me?”
“Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.”
“What’s your name and number so I can add you to my ‘prayer’ list?”
“Me. You. Song of Solomon: the remix.”
“Is it a sin that you stole my heart?”
“I just want you to know, I’m praying for you. No, I mean I’m really praying
‘FOR’ you.”
“I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.”
And an extra for a gal looking for a pick-up line . .
“You put the “stud” in Bible study.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”