A police rookie was asked during an exam, “What would you do if you had to
arrest your own mother?”
He said, “Call for backup.”
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A friend said she’d just opened a new restaurant and called the place Karma.
Evidently there’s no menu, and you just get what you deserve.
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A fellow complained that he hated his job as an origami teacher.
Too much paperwork.
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I had one more joke – this one about unemployment – but it still needs work.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”