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05/08/13 Grif.Net – New Language Groups

05/08/13 Grif.Net – New Language Groups

Everyone knows about Afro-American Speak — Ebonics (“Ebony” + “Phonics”).
But have you heard about . .

Irish-American Speak — Leprechaunics

Native-American Speak — Kimosabics

Italian-American Speak — Rigatonics

Chinese-American Speak — Won-tonics

Japanese-American Speak — Mama-san-ics

Polish-American Speak — Kielbasanics

Jewish-American Speak — Zionics

Russian-American Speak — Rasputonics

Spanish-American Speak — Flan-ics

Scottish-American Speak — Tartan-ics

Eskimo-American Speak — Harpoonics

German-American Speak — Autobahnics

French-American Speak — Escargonics

And . .

White House Speak — Moronics

[Not to mention . .

Computer Techno-babble — Geekonics

Oscilloscope Speak — Tektronics

Washington NBA Basketball Speak — Soniconics

Political Satirist Speak – Sardonics

Chess Speak — Pawnics

Underwater Chess Speak — Hydropawnics

[And the most clever . .

Mineralogist Speak — Onyxonics

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Dr Bob Griffin
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