Rich said two boys (an Irishman and a Norwegian – but feel free to change
the ethnicity when you tell it) entered a chocolate store. As they were
admiring all the candy, the Norwegian boy stole 3 chocolate bars. As they
left the store, the Norwegian whispered to his friend, “Man I’m the best
thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can’t beat that.”
The Irish lad replied: “You want to see something better? Let’s go back to
the shop right now and I’ll show you real stealing.”
So they went to the counter and the Irish boy said to the shopkeeper, “Do
you want to see magic?”
The shopkeeper replied, “Yes.”
The Irish boy said, “Give me one chocolate bar.”
The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.
He asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well.
Then asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shopkeeper asked: “But where’s the magic?”
The Irish lad replied: “Check in my friend’s pocket, and you’ll find all
three bars of chocolate.”
Norwegians don’t stand a chance competing with the Irish!!
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”