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04/10/13 Grif.Net – Overheard on the Park Bench

04/10/13 Grif.Net – Overheard on the Park Bench

[Took a walk in the park and while sitting, watching the joggers run past, I
heard some other retirees talking]

“My memory is bad.”
“How bad is it?”
“How bad is what?”

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“When I got up this morning I stretched and my elbows and shoulders went
‘crack’.
I straightened up and my back went ‘crack’.
I started to walk to the bathroom and my knees went ‘crack’.
I turned to look in the mirror and my neck went ‘crack’.
I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m not old, I’m crispy.

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“I’m 83 and feeling old and tired. How are you doing?
“I’m feeling like a baby again!”
“Really? Like a newborn?”
“Yep. No hair. No teeth. And I think I just wet myself.”

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”