[Took a walk in the park and while sitting, watching the joggers run past, I
heard some other retirees talking]
“My memory is bad.”
“How bad is it?”
“How bad is what?”
“When I got up this morning I stretched and my elbows and shoulders went
I straightened up and my back went ‘crack’.
I started to walk to the bathroom and my knees went ‘crack’.
I turned to look in the mirror and my neck went ‘crack’.
I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m not old, I’m crispy.
“I’m 83 and feeling old and tired. How are you doing?
“I’m feeling like a baby again!”
“Really? Like a newborn?”
“Yep. No hair. No teeth. And I think I just wet myself.”
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”