03/08/13 Grif.Net – Thoughts of Senior Citizens

God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the

I was feeling pretty creaky after hearing the TV reporter say, “To contact
me, go to my Facebook page, follow me on Twitter, or try to reach me the
old-fashioned way: e-mail.”

An elderly shopper at our supermarket used a check to buy such items as
cotton balls, powder, cotton swabs, and cold cream. To remind her of the
purpose of the check she wrote on the memo line, “Repairs”.

Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”