Alabama: At Least We’re not Mississippi
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t be Wrong!
Arizona: Dehyd-rific!
Arkansas: Litterasy Ain’t Everthing
Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Delaware: You Need a Map to Find Us
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put the “Fun” in Fundamentalist
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave
Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes… Well Okay, We’re Not, but the Potatoes
Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Gateway to Iowa
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: Land of James T. Kirk
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We’re Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, but That’s Our Tourism
Campaign
Maine: Cheap Lobster
Maryland: A Thinking Man’s Delaware
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s (for some Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Minnesota: For Sale
Mississippi: Come Feel Better About You’re Own State
Missouri: You’re Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, and Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Ante Up, Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want a Stupid Motto?? I Got Yer Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to
an Attorney
North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
North Dakota: Um… We’ve got… Um…? Dinosaur Bones?? Yeah,
Dinosaur Bones!
Ohio: Don’t Judge Us by Cleveland
Oklahoma: Like the Play, Only No Singing and Lots of Wind
Oregon: Spotted Owl, It’s What’s For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We’re Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember the Civil War?? We Didn’t Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si’ Hablo Ing’les
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix?
Washington: Help!? We’re Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family-Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese
Wyoming: Wynot?
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”