[I know. A day early. But March 1-14 grif.net humor will celebrate aging,
culminating with the 65th birthday on March 14 if I live that long. LOTS of
jokes about getting old!!]
I read about car vandalism in the downtown 4-story parking garage. This just
seemed wrong on so many levels.
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I bet the butcher $50 that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf. He
said, “No bet. The steaks are too high.”
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A man in Florida was arrested for drunk driving on a motorized shopping cart
at a Wal-Mart. He led cops on a chase that reached 90 aisles per hour.
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It cost 75 cents to put air in my tire at a gas station where it used to be
free. I asked the gal behind the counter why the cost for air went up to 75
cents. She said, ‘Inflation, I guess.’
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Dr Bob Griffin
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