From Jimmy Fallon – Barbara Walters has released part of her “Most
Fascinating People” list. This year Hillary Clinton and Honey Boo Boo are
both on it. That’s right. The woman who may soon be president – and Hillary
Clinton.
From Jay Leno – Today in Washington, President Obama met with leaders of the
American Indian tribes and they honored the president by giving him his own
Indian name: “Running Deficit.”
From Conan O’Brian – A Secret Service dog died during a fundraiser where
Vice President Joe Biden was giving a speech. The dog was described as
“Lucky”.
From Jimmy Fallon – Pakistan is opening an amusement park and a zoo in the
same town where the raid on Osama Bin Laden took place. The zoo is pretty
cool, but I’ve heard you won’t be able to even see the seals until it’s too
late.”
From David Letterman – The power went out for 35 minutes in the Superdome.
It was the most highly viewed power outage since Obama’s first debate with
Romney.
From Jay Leno – In his farewell speech to the Senate this week, John Kerry
spoke for 51 minutes about Washington being gridlocked. The cause of the
gridlock? Senators giving 51-minute speeches.
From Conan O’Brian – Scientists announced they have found a fossil of the
world’s oldest dinosaur. It had a collar on it that read, “If lost, please
return to Larry King.”
From Craig Fergusson – The price of a stamp goes up a penny, to 46 cents. To
make sure everyone received the news promptly, the U.S. Postal Service
announced it by email.
From Stephen Colbert –
There once was a man name Barack,
Whose re-election came as a shock.
He raised the taxes I pay,
And then turned marriage gay.
Now he’s coming after your Glock.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”