02/08/13 Grif.Net – Ex-Wife

02/08/13 Grif.Net – Ex-Wife

Bob decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his rifles and shotgun,
and assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there
at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally spoke.

“Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we are married, I think it’s time you
quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing. You should sell your guns
and boat”.

Bob got a horrified look on his face.

Immediately his wife asked, “Darling, what’s wrong?”

“There for a minute you were sounding just like my ex-wife.”

“Ex wife!”, she screamed. “I didn’t know you were married before!”

“I wasn’t.”

[Thanks to Dakota Rose for forwarding this humor!]

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”