10/12/12 Grif.Net Blog – Magic Lantern

10/12/12 Grif.Net Blog – Magic Lantern

Three guys are walking along a beach together. A guy from Iowa, a guy from
Illinois and a guy from Wisconsin. They come across a lantern and out pops a
Genie. “I will give you each one wish” says the Genie.

The guy from Iowa says, “My grandfather was a farmer, my dad is a farmer, I
am a farmer and my son will be a farmer. I want all the land in Iowa to
forever be fertile.” With the blink of an eye the Genie said the land in
Iowa is forever fertile for farming.

The guy from Illinois went second and told the Genie “I want a wall around
Illinois, so that no one can come into our precious state.” The Genie
thought it was it a little unusual but again with a blink of a eye there was
huge wall around Illinois.

The guy from Wisconsin asks the Genie “I’m very curious. Please tell me more
about this wall.” The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 10
ft. thick and completely surrounds Illinois. Nothing can get in or out.”

The guy from Wisconsin then said, “Fill it up with water.”

(Yeah, I’m in Illinois right now and HAVE to jab at ’em a bit)

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”