[More suggestions for better quality puns and word plays to replace my usual
fare. Not sure any of these are “better”, but here goes . . ]
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
Velcro — what a rip off!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”