Top 10 excerpts from various employee evaluation forms:
10. This person is not really so much of a has-been, but more definitely a
9. A clock watcher who’s in a different time zone than the rest of the
8. He’s so dense, light bends around him.
7. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
6. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
5. If his IQ were any lower, we’d be watering him twice a week.
4. It’s hard to believe he beat out a million other sperm.
3. I wouldn’t allow this employee to breed.
2. Has a room temperature IQ.
1. Works well, when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a
Bonus: Since my last evaluation, this employee has reached rock bottom and
has started to dig.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”