Q: What day comes after Sunday on a cow’s calendar?
A: Moonday.
Q: What does a cow clean her kitchen with?
A: Mooop and Glow.
Q: What does the average cow earn for her labor?
A: Mooney.
Q: Where does a cow go on vacation?
A: Moontana or Cowifornia.
Q: What is a cow’s favorite rock band?
A: Mootley Crue.
Q: What type of car does the average cow drive?
A: A Moodel T or a Moostang.
Q: What does a cow do in her spare time?
A: She watches moovies.
Q: What is a cow’s favorite school subject?
A: Cowculus.
Q: What does a cow bring to her math class?
A: A cowculator.
Q: How does a cow keep track of her appointments?
A: She checks her cowander.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”