[Got joking with my cyber-friend Ken about Math after yesterday’s grif.net,
so thought I share some more “advanced” – read: “sick” – humor and word
plays.]
MY MATH TEACHER . . .
. . was beautiful but very difficult. She was easy on the eyes and hard on
the pupils.
. . was always watching her figure.
. . was a good dancer; obviously she had algorithm.
. . had 12 children, proving she really knew how to multiply.
. . went crazy with the blackboard and did a number on it.
. . When the heat went out one February day, she was very cold and
calculating.
MY MATH CLASS . .
You know what happens after you miss math class? It starts adding up.
I’ve failed the mathematics test so many times I lost count.
I strongly dislike the subject of math, however I am partial to fractions.
The top math student in class has a blood type of A+.
I’m so bad at math that the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”