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02/24/12 Grif.Net – Off on a Tangent

02/24/12 Grif.Net – Off on a Tangent

[Got joking with my cyber-friend Ken about Math after yesterday’s grif.net,
so thought I share some more “advanced” – read: “sick” – humor and word
plays.]

MY MATH TEACHER . . .
. . was beautiful but very difficult. She was easy on the eyes and hard on
the pupils.

. . was always watching her figure.

. . was a good dancer; obviously she had algorithm.

. . had 12 children, proving she really knew how to multiply.

. . went crazy with the blackboard and did a number on it.

. . When the heat went out one February day, she was very cold and
calculating.

MY MATH CLASS . .
You know what happens after you miss math class? It starts adding up.

I’ve failed the mathematics test so many times I lost count.

I strongly dislike the subject of math, however I am partial to fractions.

The top math student in class has a blood type of A+.

I’m so bad at math that the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”