[Gotten lots of advice in January to help diet-conscious Grif.Net readers.
Not all is GOOD advice, but lots of it nonetheless]
East a pint of ice cream each day to reduce your craving for sweets.
The handle on your Lazy-Boy Recliner qualifies as an exercise machine.
Do you call a person who has abandoned their diet a desserter?
Always stand next to a person fatter than you whenever possible.
Eat in private. If people never see you eat, they’ll believe you when you
say you have a thyroid problem.
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Lose weight by eating more! Chewing burns more calories than not chewing.
As a healthy alternative, ask the fast food worker to wrap your triple
cheeseburger, fries and fruit pie in a low-fat tortilla.
Potato chips aren’t rubbery or blubbery like fat. They’re crisp and crunchy
like lettuce, proving they are diet food.
A great way to lose weight is to eat while you are naked and standing in
front of a mirror. Burger King always throws me out before I can eat too
[Some that ‘might’ just work]
An excellent way to lose weight is by skipping … snacks and dessert.
The best way to lose weight is to have your stomach stapled . . to your
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”