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01/04/12 Grif.Net – Overheard at our Weight Loss Clinic

01/04/12 Grif.Net – Overheard at our Weight Loss Clinic

“You are what you eat. For example, if you eat garlic you’re apt to be a
hermit.”

“Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells last forever.”

“I don’t have an ‘eating problem’. I eat just fine. Trouble is, I get
fatter. I buy new clothes. I have a ‘money problem.'”

“The number one cause of people falling off their New Year’s Resolution to
lose weight is food.”

“Stop congratulating me. I haven’t put my other foot on the scale yet.”

“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled
as good as bacon.”

After noticing how trim one fellow had become, I asked his wife how she had
finally persuaded him to diet. It was then she shared a dark secret:
“I put our teenage son’s shorts in his underwear drawer.”

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”