Q. What did Arnold Schwarzenegger’s’ wife get for Christmas?
A. Half of everything.
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Q. Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
A. He sold his soul to Santa.
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Q. What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their
games in a hotel lobby?
A. Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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Q. What do you call a man who’s been diagnosed with attention deficit
disorder?
A. These are good crackers, aren’t they? Who bought these?
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Q. What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
A. Okay, everyone, sack time!
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Q. What’s the best holiday tip when walking with grandkids in California?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone
south for the winter
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”