Q. What did Arnold Schwarzenegger’s’ wife get for Christmas?
A. Half of everything.
Q. Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
A. He sold his soul to Santa.
Q. What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their
games in a hotel lobby?
A. Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Q. What do you call a man who’s been diagnosed with attention deficit
A. These are good crackers, aren’t they? Who bought these?
Q. What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
A. Okay, everyone, sack time!
Q. What’s the best holiday tip when walking with grandkids in California?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone
south for the winter
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”