06/22/11 Grif.Net – Top Apparel Puns

06/22/11 Grif.Net – Top Apparel Puns

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

I know you can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear, but you can make a
fancy dress. Remember, “ear today, gown tomorrow”.

When he went to his tailor to pick up his suit, he was disappointed when he
was told that the vest is yet to come.

I told her that no sensible person would take her out in a bikini, so she
went with a little moron.

I think my lingerie has been laced with something. . .

If ballerinas wear tutus, do one-legged ballerinas wear oneones?

The lovers were wearing the exact same shoes. Obviously they were

Did you hear about the two silkworms that had a race? It ended up in a tie.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”