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04/20/11 Grif.Net – Revolutionary Humor for Kids

04/20/11 Grif.Net – Revolutionary Humor for Kids

[Keeping with our theme this week of the Revolutionary War, here are some
fun questions for the younger generation to ask their teachers]

What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British!

Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!

Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!

What kind of tea did the American colonists want to drink?
Liberty!

“How was the food at the Fourth of July picnic?
“The hot dogs were bad and the brats were wurst!”

How is a healthy person like the United States?
They both have good constitutions!

What did George Washington say to his army at Valley Forge?
“Sorry, men. The flights to Florida are all booked up!”

What did the new 13-star American Flag say to the old flags?
Nothing. It just waved.

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”