[Always enjoy odd “status updates” of my friends who are posting on various
social media about such interesting lives they lead]
I am reading a book on Glue. Can’t seem to put it down.
Busy day. Am headed back to 1988 to pick up a few thousand Microsoft stocks
Going to buy a new pistol to honor Governor Scott of Wisconsin. It is called
“The Union Worker”. Problem is, it doesn’t work and you can’t fire it.
Thinks a clean house is the sign of a broken computer
Reading another chapter of ‘How to Make Balloon Animals for Dummies’. So far
I can make a snake
Has a ‘get-rich-slow’ scheme. It is working perfectly
Is ashamed of what she did for a Klondike bar
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler and I woke up exhausted
Not ‘gaining weight’, just ‘retaining food’
Always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower
Is getting into shape; the shape I have chosen is ‘Triangle’
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies so now I’m good
at everything.
Is beating his personal record for consecutive days alive
I’m not afraid of heights, but quite concerned of widths
Today I’m cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”