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01/11/11 Grif.Net – Observations on Getting Older in 2011, part 2

01/11/11 Grif.Net – Observations on Getting Older in 2011, part 2

[More thoughts on another year passing. Have any more? Send them in and
share your insights with the world . . or at least 5000 of my closest
friends that get the grif.net daily]

Remember when your mother said “Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an
accident”? Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident.

Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it’s not safe to wear it
anywhere.

Your husband has a night out with the guys but he’s home by 9:00 P.M.; next
week it will be 8:30 P.M.

You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you’ve read it.

You used to say, “I hope my kids GET married; now it’s, “I hope they STAY
married!”

The things you cared to do, you don’t care to do but you care that you don’t
care to do them anymore.

The best place to have a conversation with your husband is in the bathroom
— you have his full attention.

Who wants to wear 3″ heels anyway?

You miss the days when everything worked with just an “ON” and “OFF” switch.

Now that your husband has retired, you’d give anything if he’d find a job.

You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet, 2 of which you will never wear
again.

But old is good in some things — old songs, old movies, and best of all
–old friends!

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”