[These will sleigh you – Grif]
A man is out shopping for his wife’s Christmas gift and he asks the sales
clerk for ideas, indicating that he doesn’t want to spend much money. The
clerk brings over a beautiful gold necklace, on sale for only $100.00. The
man shakes his head no.
The clerk brings over several choices of perfume at $60.00 per bottle. Once
again, the man shakes his head no and says, “Listen, I’d like to look at
something really cheap.”
The clerk returns quickly and holds up a mirror.
~~
An older woman went to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas
cards. She said to the clerk, “May I have 50 Christmas stamps?”
“What denomination?” the clerk asked.
“Oh my goodness has it come to this then?” she replied. “Well okay, give me
6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, and 32 Baptist.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”