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09/07/10 Grif.Net – You Might be a Teacher

09/07/10 Grif.Net – You Might be a Teacher

YOU MIGHT BE A SCHOOL TEACHER IF . . .

. . you have no time for a life from August to June.

. . you want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to work from 8
to 3 and have your summers free!”

. . when out in public you feel the urge to talk to strange children and
correct their behavior.

. . you refer to adults as “boys and girls.”

. . you encourage your spouse by telling them they are a “good helper.”

. . you’ve ever had your profession slammed by someone who would never dream
of doing your job.

. . meeting a child’s parents instantly answers the question, “Why is this
kid like this?”

. . you believe “extremely annoying” should have its own box on the report
card.

. . you know a hundred good reasons for being late.

. . you don’t want children of your own because there isn’t a name you can
hear that wouldn’t elevate your blood pressure.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”