YOU MIGHT BE A SCHOOL TEACHER IF . . .
. . you have no time for a life from August to June.
. . you want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to work from 8
to 3 and have your summers free!”
. . when out in public you feel the urge to talk to strange children and
correct their behavior.
. . you refer to adults as “boys and girls.”
. . you encourage your spouse by telling them they are a “good helper.”
. . you’ve ever had your profession slammed by someone who would never dream
of doing your job.
. . meeting a child’s parents instantly answers the question, “Why is this
kid like this?”
. . you believe “extremely annoying” should have its own box on the report
. . you know a hundred good reasons for being late.
. . you don’t want children of your own because there isn’t a name you can
hear that wouldn’t elevate your blood pressure.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”